Sure it’s Earth Day! But did you ever think about Moon-day? When we all get rich enough, we’ll use our immense technology and funds to lock the Earth and Moon orbits (The Big Sync) so that one half of the planet is in perpetual fullmoon. The other half has no nighttime, the seas are sucked to the dark side by gravity and eventually burn off, forming the Daysert (poor people land). The remaining full-moon ravers and DJs develop lycanthropy (latent) from constant lunar exposure and live forever with super-human werewolf powers and extra revenue from early investment in vitamin D and Ambien.
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