Tag: Shamus Clisset

Ok, just testing the waters here, (but thinking it could be huge!) what do you guys think about an unlimited edition of this, to solve the problem of #IKEA waste? Just think about it – how many of these fuckers do we all have floating around our homes (somewhere, in the æther). I’m about to solve this massive problem for everyone. #NFT price will be super reasonable, but there’s definite value in never having to deal with this object IRL for the rest of our lives… I want to give something back, is what I’m saying.

Now, I’m not 100% sure, but I was told by someone online that this is a portrait of the guy who keeps buying people’s Krypto Kunst for like 300k bones a pop – the Krypto Koenig! He supposedly runs a men’s fashion and umbrellas brand out of Dubai and was a silent partner on the Sonic the Hedgehog movie (before they fixed all the CGI 😬). He doesn’t know art but he knows what he likes and he’s gonna spend his coins on whatever the F he feels like, whether you like it or not. 

Crypt Cryptofferson, the Crypto-Keeper: “How much does a toe bone from Einstein go for these days? Enough to start a black hole, probably? We pulled Napoleon’s Bones apart and sold them for the price of Louisiana. Traded the original ears off the Elephantman (from grandma’s trunk) for a gif of that kid fighting against no one with a lightsaber, but ended up losing the password to my wallet. Gotta get these things! Gotta get them before they fossilize – look at the Dinosaurs, nobody cares! Even gasoline doesn’t matter anymore, so forget crushing a body down to oil and diamonds. These Ethers will never stop growing, so invest in Spirit-currency or miss the ascension…”

Hey…hey you. SHHHHHH!…don’t look, don’t look… be cool, man! 

We are launching a new disruptive digital art platform, where we meet you in a dark alley with a GIF on a thumbdrive and you bring a bag of dirty cash with a big dollar sign on the side. After the handoff one of my associates may (or may not, you don’t know!) jump you on your way to your car, knock you unconscious, snatch back the drive, and re-list the file on Opensea. We cut the carbon emissions of the transaction in HALF through this process, and double the profit! Cash Rules Everything Around Me.

Yellow bird, yellow cake, yellow lung. These days we breathe the vapours and exhale the currency *æther* (*sigh*). The warnings come quick enough, but you get so many buzzy phone alerts who can even keep track of all the dopamine (gimmegimme). The coal is your soul and the payoff is your 5 minutes on a rollercoaster. Dead on arrival is just the ticket to the next dimension and your warning to remember to breathe, “Aum”.